I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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