quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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