Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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