Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My pussy is not your playground.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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