you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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