Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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