White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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