I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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