I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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