Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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