I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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