when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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