Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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