I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
this boner is exhausting
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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