What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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