we have officially lost it.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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