dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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