he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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