...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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