There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you mean i was at the winter classic?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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