it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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