What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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