David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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