all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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