i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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