he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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