I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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