I wanna passion pit in your ass
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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