i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
third nipple confirmed
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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