I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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