New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
