and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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