so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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