dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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