there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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