My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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