Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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