I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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