I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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