why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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