I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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