what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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