Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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