I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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