omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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