I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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