plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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