that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
His nipple licking is glorious
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