he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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