he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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