and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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