I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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