also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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