ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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